I know Eric is an ungrateful little person, but I can’t help but be a fan. After Jimmy Kimmel recently announced that he had purchased Eric not one, but TWO donut makers from ETM’s Amazon.com Wish List, I knew I wanted in on the action. Since I couldn’t afford to spring for one of the EIGHT external hard drives, THREE laptop computers or FOUR bowling balls Eric registered for, I decided to go with a practical kitchen gadget–the Bacon Genie–designed for easy bacon nuking and reduced bacon fat mess. Enjoy Eric! I won’t hold my breath waiting for a thank you note!